OFFICIAL- Martial welcome to anywhere but stinking up the old Trafford treatment room

With the shock news the our number 9 is leaving us what’s your favourite memories of his glorious stay with us?

Originally Posted by pc6090

With the shock news the our number 9 is leaving us what’s your favourite memories of his glorious stay with us?

Aside from his debut goal, probably when he raked Erik Lamela's neck with his gloves on.

Shades of Mr Socko.

Laters you useless lazy £#%&!ing @#%&!

His preparedness for snowball fights no matter the weather

Liverpool debut
Everton cup semi

There's been flashes of brilliance but it's hard to remember after the shit shifts he put in

A stain on the club

£35m + wages for a few nice moments and 1 decent season.


It's the hope that kills you. What could have been.



Sleep well gloved prince.

That time he completed the pre-match warm-up.

His close control in and around the box was sensational. I did occasionally wonder if he had some kind of Velcro attached to his shoe, as the ball often looked like it never left his foot. A real technical wizard.

His finishing was magnificent at one point too. Clinical. Something happened to change him though; last few seasons you never felt as confident when he was in on goal.

He came along at a time when we were too poor to get the best out of him. Imagine Erik signing a fresh Tony, young and hungry, with those lightning quick reflexes in front of goal? We probably wouldn’t even need Hojlund; that’s how good the Iceman was.

Brilliant dribbler. Very decent finisher.

No heart Anto

He's posted a montage of his time at United this morning. Honestly, if that was one season, he'd be the best player on the planet. But it isn't, it's over 8 or 9 years so it's been a colossal waste of talent and time and money on our part.

Ta ra.

Had a habit of playing well against City btf

He's never been hungry, that's his problem.

That goal in the fa cup semi was his best moment and I genuinely thought he’d go onto become one of the best forwards in world football

After the last few years he can £#%&! off.

Was always fairly decent coming off the left. Up front was a waste of space

With elite mentality as a club he would have left many years ago.

Can someone work out how much in wages in million went down the drain in periods of injury unavailability. Might be easy to work out available weeks and go from there

Originally Posted by BigRonManager

He's never been hungry, that's his problem.

That's down to sharing a dressing room with Rashford tbf.

Originally Posted by BigRonManager

He's never been hungry, that's his problem.

You can't afford to be if you share a dressing room with Shaw

Originally Posted by Surfers do Charlie

That's down to sharing a dressing room with Rashford tbf.

I'm not sure that you can blame Rashford for this. Martial has been a disgrace for 4-5 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL0Zb56OHFc

He scored some wonderful goals, the gloved @#%&!.

The Watford one at 2.07 is sexy.

Good riddance tbh, what's the point if you're never on the field.

Originally Posted by wiganste

I'm not sure that you can blame Rashford for this. Martial has been a disgrace for 4-5 years

true dat. you can try to feed him, but rashers can't be blamed if he refuses to finish.

wish rashers had tried to feed rasmus occasionally, though.

Originally Posted by Baron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL0Zb56OHFc

that is beautiful!

well worth £30mio.

is that the highlights? no... that's everything.