Ruuuuud

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Would love that magnificent bastard back NQAT

The Dutch revolution continues. Cheeky orange 3rd kit next season?

If the misfiring buggers in our attack had even an ounce of his lethality, we’d have pissed top four last season.

Bit of an upgrade on Benni McCarthy

Probably be in charge by Christmas

He'll probably get a contract as a player at this rate.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

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Would love that magnificent bastard back NQAT

Did he get this exclusive straight from the horse's mouth?

Called it on the Benji thread months ago....

He's been lined up for a while ..

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Called it on the Benji thread months ago....

He's been lined up for a while ..

Maybe he would prefer to be the main man at Burnley rather than an assistant at Utd

https://x.com/utdxclusive/status/1805217406408687718?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

NGL, couldn’t care less about his credentials, just want that giant Dutch gurning gob back

Love the @#%&! absolutely love him .. be in charge around December

Originally Posted by puressence

Love the @#%&! absolutely love him .. be in charge around December

Van The Back Up Plan Man

Loved Ruud obviously but coaches smoaches. A club the size of Utd should have three competent strikers who don't need to be shown how to put the ball in the back of the net. Don't complicate a simple process, just buy good players, keep 'em fit and happy, the rest will take care of itself. To quote Rio 'Where's the £#%&!ing chips' they're just big kids, it's not rocket science.
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Originally Posted by Msgr A Brook

Loved Ruud obviously but coaches smoaches. A club the size of Utd should have three competent strikers who don't need to be shown how to put the ball in the back of the net. Don't complicate a simple process, just buy good players, keep 'em fit and happy, the rest will take care of itself. To quote Rio 'Where's the £#%&!ing chips' they're just big kids, it's not rocket science.
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And and and why are they drinking lucozade FFS at half time. £#%&!ing orange. cut in segments. And a cig. That's what they need. Games gone.

Originally Posted by Msgr A Brook

Loved Ruud obviously but coaches smoaches. A club the size of Utd should have three competent strikers who don't need to be shown how to put the ball in the back of the net. Don't complicate a simple process, just buy good players, keep 'em fit and happy, the rest will take care of itself. To quote Rio 'Where's the £#%&!ing chips' they're just big kids, it's not rocket science.
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Yeah who needs coaches at elite level football?

[quote=est.1878;6089586]Yeah who needs coaches at elite level football? [/QUOTE

'Lads, it's Tottenham' oh how we laughed but now apparently, this is something out of the dark ages. Ferguson bought players to do a job and when they couldn't do that job he didn't coach them, he got rid. Look at our win over City in the FA Cup. Erik just made sure the two best center halves at the club were on the pitch. Instead of employing Benni McCarthy sign two forwards who know what they're £#%&!ing doing.

[quote=Msgr A Brook;6089609]

Originally Posted by est.1878

Yeah who needs coaches at elite level football? [/QUOTE

'Lads, it's Tottenham' oh how we laughed but now apparently, this is something out of the dark ages. Ferguson bought players to do a job and when they couldn't do that job he didn't coach them, he got rid. Look at our win over City in the FA Cup. Erik just made sure the two best center halves at the club were on the pitch. Instead of employing Benni McCarthy sign two forwards who know what they're £#%&!ing doing.

I’d suggest that, if you’re planning in maintaining wums like this on a long term and consistent basis, you should perhaps enlist at least one of the Marlos on here for some coaching.

Indeed, it's a wum to say a little fat bloke who used to play for Blackburn should have absolutely no input in what happens at Utd. I wouldn't pay the £#%&!ing moron in barmcakes. Ancelotti has got it right, buy the best players you can and let them get on with it. Funny how he couldn't get a tune out of a pile of shit at Everton. You'd have thought he would've coached them to a league title.

Msgr A Brook is Sam Allardyce and I’m gonna be totally honest, I can’t help but love the guy.

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Originally Posted by Msgr A Brook

I’d suggest that, if you’re planning in maintaining wums like this on a long term and consistent basis, you should perhaps enlist at least one of the Marlos on here for some coaching.