Turkey v Portugal : Match thread : 5pm ko : Euro 24

Hopefully, both sides don't play for a draw.

For me and Big Louis Van Gaal, the Algarve is our heaven. I've been to Turkey too and it's way too [redacted]. They love greased-up wrestling and men holding hands. That's closer to hell.

Quite the contrast.

My Ronaldo smite them back to the dark ages!

palhinha to boss it. hopes he kicks vitinha.

My youngest is in attendance

Want Portugal to go all the way. Anything less than that means I have to deal with the bad moods and that might infringe on my enjoyment of Elden Ring.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Want Portugal to go all the way.

are we still talking about the football?

Bertie #@&%!

Him not you

Jesus clown

£#%&! Turkey

Brunooooo

Ronaldo actually passed it

I can’t believe I’ve just seen that

Originally Posted by andyroo

Brunooooo

Ronaldo actually passed it

and his celebration said "did you see that £#%&!ing pass?!" #allaboutme

Turkey number 20 is a great advert for his country's hair restoring services

Dog shit stewarding.

Originally Posted by beersexchipsgravy

Dog shit stewarding.

Not seen Germans this bad at keeping people inside the perimeter since Stalag Luft III.

Portugal warming up nicely. Pepe was immense at the back.

Ronaldo is so lively. As Bunks said, a constant threat. Won't be long until he bags.

The assist to Bruno has probably brought him free reign at every free-kick and shooting opportunity for the rest of the tournament.