Anthony Martial..

Ruled out for 10 weeks about 7 weeks ago

Knowing his steely constitution, should be back ahead of schedule and here any time

Or he’s dead

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Ruled out for 10 weeks about 7 weeks ago

Knowing his steely constitution, should be back ahead of schedule and here any time

Or he’s dead

could you tell?

Originally Posted by naes_sean

could you tell?

Improved mobility in the box?

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Ruled out for 10 weeks about 7 weeks ago

We play Liverpool in the league in less than 4 weeks.

Originally Posted by Neo

We play Liverpool in the league in less than 4 weeks.

One last dance

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Ruled out for 10 weeks about 7 weeks ago

Or he’s dead

Is he with Princess Kate & the young royals?

He will be very rusty now.

Originally Posted by Coracao

He will be very rusty now.

He's made of balsa wood not iron..

Originally Posted by Neo

We play Liverpool in the league in less than 4 weeks.

#glovesmadness

Originally Posted by redhegemony

He's made of balsa wood not iron..

Think you might have missed the ongoing joke in this thread tbf pal.

https://x.com/unitedstandmufc/status/1785973306023100728?s=46&t=46osAsCMaSbh7vgQsN2lEQ

Etc

Gloves on!

Yellow diamonds in the light
Now we're standing side by side
As your shadow crosses mine
What it takes to come alive
It's the way I'm feeling I just can't deny
But I've gotta let it go

Hope he finds peace and happiness, wherever it is he goes.

Touching tribute Ned, I do wonder however if as we close this glorious chapter in our history we might have an accompanying chapter that eulogises TM9’s ability to penetrate even the most stubborn of defences

Wonder what celebratory cereal he’ll have tomorrow lunchtime when he wakes up?

Bye #@&%!.

An utter fraud. I hope he goes on to develop a chronic tickly cough that means his sleep is interrupted every night.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Bye #@&%!.

This.

£#%&!ing work shy, lazy, pretending to be injured bastard. Good riddance. Take your mate Marcus with you.

If anything sums up just how shambolically this club has been run in the last 10 years it's that he's been here £#%&!ing 10 years.

He should have been sold years ago, instead he was rewarded with new contracts.

The club should take the number 9 off him again for the final weeks of his contract.