Brentford v Manchester United - PL 30/03/2024 8pm KO - Official Match Thread

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

The quality on show here is something else. This is football. Liquid football.

Diarrhoea?

The bench is as strong as we’ve had all season. Hopefully he’ll make HT subs at this rate and get this ramped up.

This is turgid.

£#%&! me that was close

Utterly hopeless?
Can’t win a game?

Well don’t worry Dr United to the rescue.

got to move the ball quicker...

Classic Utd 2023/24
Forwards press but the defence stays deep so a huge gap to cut straight through us

We’re so shit

Wissa fella reminds me of Omar Little.

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

The quality on show here is something else. This is football. Liquid football.

Unfortunately, that liquid is piss.

Nobody doing anything progressive with the ball whatsoever.

Just ambling about passing it like slugs.

We're making one of the worst form teams in Europe look like champions. Our lack of ability to push on from the few good results we have is shocking.

Proper, proper turgid shite again so far. Lucky to not be behind.

I'd love to see us rock up at an away and totally dominate for once.

Mainoo only one capable of passing between the lines. The forward players look shocked when it happens

if I say the rashford seethe is rising, maybe he'll score. or pass to rasmus. or maybe just £#%&!ing control an easy ball.

Got a lot of Sideways Simons in this team.

Too many some might say.

AWB in midfield is literally mental, the principle of the patterns of play is clear but £#%&! sake - the guy is absolute dross on the ball so why are we compromising?

Unless it’s shop window time (& obviously a needs must) but the tactic is self defeating.

I don’t know what Bruno does well these days, runs a lot but he gives it away an inordinate amount. Only needs to get it right once but he’s so passive & still giving up possession.

The ease with which they’re playing around our press is embarrassing

Originally Posted by jem

if I say the rashford seethe is rising, maybe he'll score. or pass to rasmus. or maybe just £#%&!ing control an easy ball.

just won't give a quick pass - hogs the ball like an under 10

God we love giving away corners.

Hope PSG aren't watching.

people forgetting we were largely shit against Liverpool..::

we are shit under this clueless manager and don’t show any improvement at any point.

This is where we’re at our best. Backs against the wall. Total underdogs. We’re like Rocky Balboa. Just when you think we’re done - crash! Bang! Wallop! We wait. We prey. We pounce. We score.

Linders flummoxed by a shoulder drop.

The basics have been lacking in this side for ages. If he sends the same XI out in the second half he needs a lobotomy.