PAID: Chelsea v Manchester United Official Match Thread

We are so shit at retaining possession - we really are awful.

Can we not just cross a ball ffs

This is paltry shite

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Why weren't we in for Jorginho?

Cracking player.

that's why.

Eye gouging stuff again. Fuçking tedious and horrible to watch.

Best thing Lukaku can offer is obliterate Hazard into smithereens. We'll be down to 10 men so it'll be win-win.

Dreadful.

£#%&!ing dire, can the @#%&! not be sacked at half time and we can forfeit the game 3-0 and not have to come out for the second half........ We are meant to believe that these @#%&!s train all week to then perform like this on the weekend, money for old rope for the lot of them, £#%&!ers from top to bottom...

Really poor first half. Like watching a top team play mid-table no-hopers.

Originally Posted by TheKitchenSink

Really poor first half. Like watching a top team play mid-table no-hopers.

That's exactly what it is

£#%&!ing £#%&!

Originally Posted by TheKitchenSink

Really poor first half. Like watching a top team play mid-table no-hopers.

'like'?....

Originally Posted by Red Al

That's exactly what it is

Nah. It's like watching a mid-table side play a team in the relegation zone. Chelsea weren't that good either - not many chances for either team but they're just keeping the ball better.

Lu £#%&!ing kaku

absolute carthorse.

Poor everywhere.

As bad as Lukaku is, thank £#%&! we didn't sign Morata.

Originally Posted by Buck

Lindelof uses gender neutral pronouns nqat.

Definitely lied about his 4 year old daughter asking if she'll ever be allowed to use 'Mansize' tissues.

Originally Posted by Clownbones

'like'?....

Granted, we basically are mid table no hopers under Mourinho, but we shouldn't be. Being in 9th flatters us based on that first half display.

But this is the same team who only just managed to squeak past Newcastle at home. Should probably be thankful it's only 1-0.

It's not even surprising anymore, I don't mind losing,I just want to see some passion.

So many nothing players at utd, big money players who should be at burnley. pogba on the goal was appalling, lukaku looks like a mechanic playing non league.

Shit £#%&! get lukaku off give Alexis a run down the middle ffs and never play rashford and martial together at a top 6 ground. Offer £#%&!ing nothing