Crystal Palace v Manchester United - PL 06/05/24 8pm - Official Match Thread

Any chance someone can snap Hughes in half please.

We’re making that £#%&!ing albino in midfield look like £#%&!ing prime Gattuso

Someone check eriksons pulse please

Any less than three and this is a decent defensive performance.

Originally Posted by jem

the balance of the team is wrong, as always. it's not just this game; it's every £#%&!ing game. mistakes are punished (or should be) because of the way we play.

I’m not suggesting there isn’t an issue with the team, but I am suggesting that the goal we conceded was the result of experienced players being completely moronic and failing to do the very basics.

Originally Posted by jem

it's not my narrative, you idiot.

it is, hth

We're not very good.

Originally Posted by Dacter

I’m not suggesting there isn’t an issue with the team, but I am suggesting that the goal we conceded was the result of experienced players being completely moronic and failing to do the very basics.

stop embarrassing jem please
he's had enough nightmare match threads as it is

Originally Posted by Sparky***

We’re making that £#%&!ing albino in midfield look like £#%&!ing prime Gattuso

They have an albino in the side and we also have same ancient comics

Originally Posted by larry

stop embarrassing jem please
he's had enough nightmare match threads as it is

that's your narrative, but you're an idiot.

Is there a more routinely disappointing thing in football that a direct free kick?

Absolutely £#%&! all wrong with that. Absolute joke

No way Onana gets away with that.

That’s a foul because it’s a keeper, if that was Hojlund and a defender, it’s a goal.

Alan Smith nailed it, if it’s two outfield players there’s no foul.

I always come back to Andy Carroll regularly committing ABH on De Gea at Upton Park.

Originally Posted by Dacter

I’m not suggesting there isn’t an issue with the team, but I am suggesting that the goal we conceded was the result of experienced players being completely moronic and failing to do the very basics.

casemiro stepping into a gaping hole in midfield to make a challenge is down to the way the team is set up. his execution was awful, but that's how he has been playing recently. we look like a disorganised rabble every £#%&!ing week.

Mainoo last man back now - total football.

Originally Posted by jem

that's your narrative, but you're an idiot.

erroneous
it's common knowledge

Might as well put Attenborough on commentary. Not a more protected species in the world than goalkeepers.

Where the hell is our defence??