Tuchel

Originally Posted by Stickman

Might be a good stepping stone until the right man becomes available and keeps us away from any Southgate type madness.

Read that as goose stepping at first

Originally Posted by NedKelly

it also betrays a lack of interest in maintaining a good appearance. Big Jim seems to take that kind of thing seriously;

have you seen the state of Big Jim, scruffy @#%&! looks more like a hobo than the billionaire that the actually is.

Tuchel attended Simpert-Kraemer-Gymnasium and devised tactical strategies in PE volleyball.[5] He graduated from Baden-Württemberg Cooperative State University with a degree in business administration, and worked as a bartender at the Radio Bar in Stuttgart while a student.[11][266]

Thomas married his wife Sissi, with whom he has two daughters, in 2009.[11] In April 2022, it was reported Sissi filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.[267] Tuchel is a polyglot, speaking German, French, English, and Italian.[265] He describes himself as an "imperfect vegetarian" and consumes minimal amounts of alcohol.[268] Tuchel considers himself an avid reader, namely of crime thriller novels and books about architecture and design, and is also a fan of tennis, rock music, and hip hop.[11]

So an actual PE teacher

Love of architecture... Will not accept the generic stadium bowl seb will push...

Hip hop love could also get him some swing votes here.

Not excited by the thought. Would rather we get an ex player and a competent support team behind them in, than Tuchel.

Originally Posted by qldclone

have you seen the state of Big Jim, scruffy @#%&! looks more like a hobo than the billionaire that the actually is.

Not having that. The man is style personified.

Originally Posted by est.1878

Tuchel attended Simpert-Kraemer-Gymnasium and devised tactical strategies in PE volleyball.[5] He graduated from Baden-Württemberg Cooperative State University with a degree in business administration, and worked as a bartender at the Radio Bar in Stuttgart while a student.[11][266]

Thomas married his wife Sissi, with whom he has two daughters, in 2009.[11] In April 2022, it was reported Sissi filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.[267] Tuchel is a polyglot, speaking German, French, English, and Italian.[265] He describes himself as an "imperfect vegetarian" and consumes minimal amounts of alcohol.[268] Tuchel considers himself an avid reader, namely of crime thriller novels and books about architecture and design, and is also a fan of tennis, rock music, and hip hop.[11]

So an actual PE teacher

Love of architecture... Will not accept the generic stadium bowl seb will push...

Hip hop love could also get him some swing votes here.

I bet he’s team Drake.

Ive reached the stage where, if the club announced some piss stained tramp, beard matted with phlegm and stained orange with nicotine, who’s idea of coaching was to shout incoherently and stamp his feet, pausing only for a second to tell the players they were his best mate, then blow tunelessly into a harmonica, all with a can of Carly Spesh in his other hand, I’d just accept it now.

So long as it’s not Gareth Southgate.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Ive reached the stage where, if the club announced some piss stained tramp, beard matted with phlegm and stained orange with nicotine, who’s idea of coaching was to shout incoherently and stamp his feet, pausing only for a second to tell the players they were his best mate, then blow tunelessly into a harmonica, all with a can of Carly Spesh in his other hand, I’d just accept it now.

I think marlo is committed to the Turkish league.

Originally Posted by Finport Red

Ive reached the stage where, if the club announced some piss stained tramp, beard matted with phlegm and stained orange with nicotine, who’s idea of coaching was to shout incoherently and stamp his feet, pausing only for a second to tell the players they were his best mate, then blow tunelessly into a harmonica, all with a can of Carly Spesh in his other hand, I’d just accept it now.
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Think he's still in New York atm

Originally Posted by est.1878

Think he's still in New York atm

Book marked to rep on return....

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Book marked to rep on return....

Jeesh one minute reply

Thought I was time zone safe

Originally Posted by est.1878

Tuchel attended Simpert-Kraemer-Gymnasium and devised tactical strategies in PE volleyball.[5] He graduated from Baden-Württemberg Cooperative State University with a degree in business administration, and worked as a bartender at the Radio Bar in Stuttgart while a student.[11][266]

Thomas married his wife Sissi, with whom he has two daughters, in 2009.[11] In April 2022, it was reported Sissi filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.[267] Tuchel is a polyglot, speaking German, French, English, and Italian.[265] He describes himself as an "imperfect vegetarian" and consumes minimal amounts of alcohol.[268] Tuchel considers himself an avid reader, namely of crime thriller novels and books about architecture and design, and is also a fan of tennis, rock music, and hip hop.[11]

So an actual PE teacher

Love of architecture... Will not accept the generic stadium bowl seb will push...

Hip hop love could also get him some swing votes here.

He could be getting to his 3rd CL final in 5 years tonight as well.

If he sorts out the abused brillo pad on his head he should be top of Jim's list.

Originally Posted by est.1878

Jeesh one minute reply

Thought I was time zone safe

Travel dayz I'm fully alert today...

Something about TT that alongside Erik, also screams Skechers. Perhaps it’s the first clause in the contract for any managerial appointment for the club? An Old Trafford non negotiable edict. Might explain why Pep turned us down tbh.

Could this much maligned shoe save Erik from the sack?

Originally Posted by Hyman_Roth

Something about TT that alongside Erik, also screams Skechers. Perhaps it’s the first clause in the contract for any managerial appointment for the club? An Old Trafford non negotiable edict. Might explain why Pep turned us down tbh.

Could this much maligned shoe save Erik from the sack?

Enjoying you cultivating this meme. Propose you might want to consider use of "skethchters" somehow. Potential eth x sketchers marketing colab at some point

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Full head of hair or bald is fine, but the inbetween job he’s got going on is not acceptable in this day and age. Not only does it look repulsive, it also betrays a lack of interest in maintaining a good appearance. Big Jim seems to take that kind of thing seriously; its only been a few days since he called out the absolute state of the IT department and ordered them to start tidying up after themselves. It wouldn’t surprise me if one of the job requirements for working under him, is that all members of staff must be in possession of a decent pair of clippers.

Either way, we are doomed if this guy turns up. You’ll all see.

This ending in Madrid might do the trick

Put the Skechers away Tommy lad, you’ve lost me tonight.

I was on board until he lifted his arms up to reveal a tucked in red t shirt and woven canvas belt.

Worth noting that this man has led Bayern to the first season in over a decade where they haven’t won the Bundesliga.

Fraud.