I'm going on the pitch at half time tomorrow.....

....to do a zorb race.
Got an email off wonga.com asking for any Reds with tickets to the game to apply for a chance to win £250. I have to race across the pitch against a Geordie and if I win I get then money.
Have any Fredsters ever done it? Any tips. I've got the Rocky theme tune lined up on the iPod for the journey up.

You going town afterwards?

Don't get pissed first, seriously.

Wait for Moyes to come out and headbutt him in the face. Then kick his teeth down his throat after he's collapsed into a pile of blood and snot.

Originally Posted by Crumps

You going town afterwards?

Defo going town if I win.

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

Have any Fredsters ever done it?

Zorbed across Old Trafford at half-time against a Geordie to win £250 from Wonga.com?

Yeah, pretty sure there were a few threads on it the other day.

Originally Posted by Neo

Zorbed across Old Trafford at half-time against a Geordie to win £250 from Wonga.com?

Yeah, pretty sure there were a few threads on it the other day.

Part of the reason why I stopped going tbh.

why are you getting emails from Wonga?

Are you poor?

Originally Posted by browser

why are you getting emails from Wonga?

Are you poor?

Wonga kept me in drugs the week before payday.

Originally Posted by Neo

Zorbed across Old Trafford at half-time against a Geordie to win £250 from Wonga.com?

Yeah, pretty sure there were a few threads on it the other day.

It's at St James's pal.

Originally Posted by DakotaFredsBigShoe

Don't get pissed first, seriously.

Originally Posted by Neo

Zorbed across Old Trafford at half-time against a Geordie to win £250 from Wonga.com?

I've got to have a few to stop pre zorb nerves.
Yeah, pretty sure there were a few threads on it the other day.

What's a zorb race ?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

It's at St James's pal.

I know, I've had a 'mare. :shakehead:

Hope MackrelDoodleBonkoners destroys the Geordie £#%&!wit.

Hope Pardew tups you in the tunnel

Originally Posted by browser

why are you getting emails from Wonga?

Are you poor?

My mate forwarded it to me actually smarty pants.

Originally Posted by no fun

What's a zorb race ?

It's a big inflatable ball that you climb in the middle of.

Originally Posted by Neo

I know, I've had a 'mare. :shakehead:

Hope MackrelDoodleBonkoners destroys the Geordie £#%&!wit.

Cheers pol.
Corrigan is filming it on his phone so if I win I'll get him to post it.

please kill moyes

How you getting from Newcastle to town?

I don't want to say "I'm gonna ban you if you don't cause a huge scene" but I'm probably going to ban you if you don't cause a huge scene.

Originally Posted by Crumps

How you getting from Newcastle to town?

Probably jibb the rattler pol.

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

Probably jibb the rattler pol.

Ralphie Ralphie all the way home innit.